About this site

The Shef's Table is an independent publication launched in June 2026 by Bryon Sheffield.

The views expressed on this site are entirely mine.

I'm Bryon Sheffield. It's better when you say that like, "I'm Brian Fellows!" Fuckin' Tracy Morgan. If I knew you before 2000, you probably still call me Bryon. Any time after, chances are it's Shef. If you don't pay attention to how people spell and/or pronounce their names, you probably call me Byron.

If we interact, you're welcome to call me whatever suits you.

Whatever you call me, and whether I answer, doesn't change the fact that everything you read here came out of my brain. My brain is a mess, but it's mine. I understand it, and these pages reflect that.

Whatever happens next, wherever I take this, my commitment is to maintaining that fidelity. The amplitude might fluctuate from one bit to the next, but the frequency will always be, unfailingly, me.